my cat hates my brand new toy
i feel it in his glance
it's something he'd like to destroy
given half a chance

i see it in his stealthy walk
and hear it in his meow
i know if he could learn to talk
he would be swearing now

it used to be him on my lap
getting all attention
but now a constant tap tap tap
from some weird invention

I think he wants me to understand
who's still king of this house
when i found what blocked my toilet bend
was my missing wireless mouse