Do you think God laughs?
If so, what at?
Perhaps at some gathering storm...
Or cats?
Or maybe every warm and loving act?

Do you think God cries?
And that’s the rain from the skies?
Does he express his ethereal woes?
Or is the rain the runoff
When he washes his ethereal toes…

Do you think God Cowers?
Like when there’s a spider in the shower…
And if he does, what does he fear?
Is there something up there…
or something here?
Is he afraid of towers?

Do you think God rages?
Does he pout?
Is the thunder when he shouts?
Does the world shake,
Does the ground quake,
When he snores?

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Does God have chores?