I've never known a bad ****.
Some lovers are better dancers.
The ones who think they own
the crown jewels are just *****.
I've found Catholics to be guilty
but earnest participants in the end.
My favorite was a large Jewish girl
who devoured us both in a waterbed.
Patty was ******* centerfold stuff.
She was always in a hurry to finish
and complained of a sore jaw too much.
The first was Westside Story Maria
to my Tony and we dragged our ragged
families to our shotgun wedding and
played at marriage best we could.
It was the 60s and Summer of Love.