Create a symphony of solutions (confusion.) The fearful friend (misery loves company they say), exclaims, Don’t do it! You’ll be lonely the rest of your life. The spiritual guru (enlighted, so listen, right?) peacefully proposes, Just observe, the answer is within you. The realistic pal (reminding me I still have work to do), proclaims, You’ll be wishing for what you had once he’s gone. The conniving critique (you will hear what I have to say), shouts, You’re such a failure! No wonder you can’t be loved. The spokeswoman for the quarter-life crisis (my potential!) whispers, Get it right. This is your only chance in the game of life. The satisfied sidekick (change is harder than comfort), sermonizes, You’re happy enough. You need to count your blessings.