Sometimes I act spotty,
want a nice hot body
that will make me
act so naughty.

At night when I am lonely
and feeling so homely
I want a woman to hold me
and make me feel ****.

Not much of a fantasy,
but I spend hours of insanity
working out to rule out doubt,
and one day when I find
the girl that loves me
for my wonderful mind
I want to take off my shirt
and my make love squirt
in surprise when this nerd’s
muscular form fills her
lustful eyes.