Make up your mind
Am I too skinny or too fat?
Too short or too tall?
Do I wear too much makeup, or do I need to wear more?
Is my dress too long or too short?
Hell, should I even be wearing dresses at all
Am I too dressed up or too dressed down?
Is my hair the right length or should I cut it?
Am I too outgoing or too quiet?
Show your shoulders
Don't show your shoulders
Don't show too much skin
Why do you always wear long sleeves?
That's too modest
That's too provocative
Wear heels
But only if you're a certain height
You're really good at that
For a girl
Be yourself
But only the way we say you can be yourself
Make up your mind
Because we can't do both
And being in the middle is tearing us apart
Or better yet
Mind your own ******* business