Margaret Mead was full of it: Boas’ unconstricted student Half-baked matron lost at sea Nurturing unnatural views South-sea natives yanked her chain Giggling maidens told her lies On her bookish South-Sea cruise Trying to flee her own neurosis Frumpy methodology Interjected Western bias Greening grasses far from home Theorizing Love, unfree (Maslow’s ****** pyramid scheme Fitting tomb for wrong assumptions) Titillating dull patricians High on **** kava-kava Margaret Mead was full of it.