A fortnight ago, She buzzed in my ear, I thought it intentional I thought it her way of sounding her horn, Announcing she was ready to battle me All night her stings kept me awake, My bed our battlefield
The following morning I consulted she who holds the world's knowledge:
Me: Why does she make me her foe, whyΒ Β does she on a daily basis bring me woe?
Madame Google: Harm to you she means not to bring, your blood she finds vital for reproducing her offspring.
Hence, I summoned her for a meeting, suggested we reach an understanding I told her to your heart's content my blood you can drink , but in that small little pink room dare you not fly your wings
Today as I write... In her cradle my princess sleeps, on her little face tiny spots of red And on the table lies an empty spray can of raid...