I dedicate this poem to Ed Ly For he was the one to inspire me There’s this guy I know at school He’s mysterious and really cool Sometimes I wonder what goes on in his head I like him a lot, his name is Ed I stayed after to help with The Pursuit And told Ed he reminds me of **** ‘n’ Boots He stared at me very terrified Now he always questions me “Why **** ‘n’ Boots? No, I disagree” Whenever I see him he gives me the evil eye And says “You hate us,” and pretends to cry He’s always joking, I can guarantee Because – well, he’s Ed Ly Ed I wrote this poem just for you And all I've said is really true