Hell was quite lovely; I wish I could return, but I promised to never go back, no matter how much my heart yearns for that glorious place. Oh, how I loves it so, surrounded by heat and acceptance with others who called it their home.
The devil was quite a lovely man. His smile always crooked. He told me all his secrets, yet I never told mine. His heart was full of compassion and sympathy for all, much unlike that evil man who lives in the clouds above, protected from us all.
Hell was my only home. I never wanted to leave, but there comes a time when the bad brainwashes the innocent and the good times must cease.