you CAN have your cake and eat it, too yes, yes i know the proverb says you cannot but i can override words and you CAN eat it and savor it with a smile in front of everyone frothy frosting and all sprinkled sugar mixed into your confetti cake delicious no thank you one slice was quite enough i'll be right back door shuts and you are back in an all-too familiar place cold tile party smile melted off your pastry sitting in a pile as if it knew it wouldn't be there long everything so white and clean but not for long kneeling, crying it doesn't take long for your treat to reappear a rainbow mess but hey, now you still have your cake! might not taste as sweet might burn your throat and break your heart but i told you you CAN have your cake and eat it, too so get up wash your hands stare into the mirror at someone you don't recognize her red face red, tear-stained face stares in disbelief but we all know you'll be back so wipe it off grab a mint plaster that smile back on you look pretty! i'll see you at the next party