Herd immunity was our best plan.
We tried what no other country can.
The social distance is not
the only the thing that's long.
The prime minister claimed
he has a massive shlong.

He failed and caved, with his tail tucked,
apologized for the way he misbehaved
and how much the plan ******.
It may already be too little too late.

Comparable to the spring break's fate,
the virus has reached m(in)ister Boris J.
He probably got it from Theresa May.