Oh dear reader you are so grand To sit and read my poem as though it were a demand You, I’m sure, are far better then I Who does sit at this desk and now does write About you who is great in might. Though I have my doubts For many flout about And make such a fuss Over people like us They say we do constantly dream And never shall attain the gleam Of any one of our dreams. But you are better, that we know! And far surpass the words that now do flow How could tongue describe the way you go For you shape words as though they were dough And my, my, my what a honor to know That one such as you has read my show Though the words be simple And the rhyme the same You have paused to read its name! Oh a thousand thanks to you dear poet For you are great and we all do know it! So thanks for listening to this rambling For it is for your pleasing That I am babbling.