Happy birthday kid
You made it this far
May as well keep on goin
Cos time aint slowin

The years seem faster
And the months fly by
A second seems shorter
Than the blink of an eye

Before I kick off
With the festivities and such
Just know, I have always
Given a ****

This is the calm
Before the storm
I won't be home
Until the morn

Keep a light on
So I know where to stagger
10th birthday of a 40 year old man
But, that doesn't matter.

May the hangover be kind
And the drugs be pure
May my friends all get along
You *****.