I've heard of a secular priest Who counted beads on a string Kneeling by a pillar Looking down at the sinners. And they sung and they laughed and they drunk And spilled red wine on the pews and the rugs And cut fingers on Stained glass windows And trailed blood on His broken bones. And the ****** cried as they smeared her face And saw red through broken window panes And tears mixed with blood and blood turned to wine. And so they drunk and they laughed And they sung And the sun spilled red on the pews and the rugs And a sinner wobbled to the pillar To ask forgiveness Of a priest With a fistful of beads Who knocked his teeth right in.