Sorry, I sent it
It's lost in the post
At the bottom of the sea
Not far from the coast

Of course i sent it
Why wouldn't I?
So? its not there
No need to cry

Just get another one
Don't you dare be sad
If you think about it
It's not that bad

Others too expensive?
Well thats just fate
Just buy another
Or have food on your plate

Oh, you wanted it?
To have fun with your friends?
Promises, promises,
All have their ends

This poem is over
Right off the bat
I ruined your life
So just live with that.