Socrates was a savage son of a gun Waltzing across town with an urbane gravitas, Trumping the pimps and priests that passed His lazy confidence demanded the reverence oft reserved For kings and queens and prime ministers Without a home, the world was a playground all his own He was always gentle, always genial, Because he descried through his one good eye That dregs like me had it rough enough already He was my friend, And then he died, And no one cared but me. While functional American boys were Learning from their fathers, I was learning from that feral cat. Good old Socrates. Good boy, Socrates.