You said that if you
Were to write a song for me
to capture my personality

The first 15 minutes
Of a 25 minute song
Would be f-* over and over.

The next couple would
Play into my ego
Praising my sass
And indignant stubbornness

Then you'd allow me a couple
Verses
To dictate your love
Of all of my flaws, quirks,
And specialities

Seeing as I've been attributed to
The creation of songs like
Cherry Bomb and Alice Cooper's Poison

I can't say you're wrong.
It'd probably be the most flattering
Song of me.