Mpaka was obsessed with passing his examinations
asks a friend for advice
'two sticks of marijuana keep your memory sharp!'
you can recall all you learnt in class!

On the examination day he ***** both sticks
enters the examination room bouncing eyes widely open
feeling very strong nothing could stand his way

The female teacher serves examination papers
wearing a T-shirt with a big head of a lion
widely opening its jaws ready to devour its victim
with bold words THIRSTY FOR YOUR BLOOD!

Mpaka sees a lion approaching ready to finish him off!
he refuses to be killed as a coward fights back
instantly jumps up grabs the teacher throws her on the floor!
as he reaches for her neck he is restrained by the male teacher!
'if i moved with my knife this lion would be a carcass!' he roars
four men come and drag him out of the examination room
'if i moved with my knife this