I must be a wombat
I must be a sloth
What if I'm a deformed toad?
What if I'm a lost moth?
Could be a panicked bunny
An uninitiated kangaroo
It's possible I'm a crustacean
Escaped from atop a barbeque
Whatever my face, whatever my fate
And whichever strengths bestowed
I wish it wasn't so **** hard
To cross the ******* road.