This be the Year of the Rat We must now worship the Cat For the pest brings pestilence And the Mau hunt with excellence Forsake the Oriental zodiac we must A new worship of divine felines is just Please come, O heavenly cute hunter Tear the ambassadors of illness assunder! May the mighty divine feline Save us from cursed decline
I just made the connection between this hellish scenario and the current Chinese zodiac...
Also, because I am a traitor to my race, culture and religion/beliefs, I present you this poem, inspired by current global events: