What shall it profit you? When you open a private arena Your hallowed sanctum of decorum And feed it to the dogs For mere sensual ecstacies
With the latest gizmo Delivered surreptitiously You turn it on, and loud Travel to a world of infinite pleasures Attain ******, yet lonely
If it is not right, watch it You are probably being filmed You get laid and get paid Your escapades hits the internet Congrats!, you are now officially a **** star