ah si j'etais riche oh if I were rich I wouldn't work I wouldn't even lift a finger I'd let all my servants do the work I have black, brown and yellow ones see, I'm not a racist I give to charity poor people need to be helped they're too dumb to help themselves that's why people like me exist
This probably can't be considered a poem, but it's one of my favourite things I've ever written. Inspired by the title of a Les Elles song (curiously called "ah si j'etais riche").