Through the centuries, ecclesiastical types have called poets deviants and inferred we would burn in Hell for our heresy. I've often wondered what the rhymes of a condemned poet might look like...*
#1 The serpent got a ***** wrap as well as did the Jews And if you read between the lines you won't believe The news
#2 As I'm not a Christian I think it quite odd That I should be punished by a biblical God
#3 God the father and his boy appear to find the greatest joy deciding who will sing or fry in pits of Hell or Heaven’s sky Me thinks I’d rather burn in Hell for truth be told I don't sing well Besides in Heaven’s realm I hear they’ve put a ban on wine and beer
#4 Scribbled notes on wrinkled pages offer up my rants and rages To the gods both big and small who really don't exist at all
#5 Going to Hell is not my intention For Hell I believe is your little invention Ingeniously Crafted for scaring the masses By threatening Flame if they don't kiss your *****.
#6 Such a simple happenstance No books to study true No condemning sermons from the everlasting Jew And since His love is only for the chosen and the few I think I'll pass on Sunday Mass I've better things to do
#7 Galileo’s castrated brilliance shackled to an empty cross as demonic paramours burn in the city square
#8 Rest assured the herd will follow the absurd proclamations’ and the institution's philosophical solution to the daily grind that binds us all to this stalled morality we have mistaken for God
#9 'Peace on earth and love thy neighbor' Cried the man with cross and saber Even as he slaughtered millions for the crime of pagan birth
#10 Cups and saucers filled with gold but not a cent may we behold for we are not among the few selected by the ancient Jew