Our date in the bathroom was the best you, in the tub, and me bending over to staple my hair in a bun. We were both naked but neither of us looked good just beautiful and imperfect, soggy like flowers after rain until I used the dryer that works in a crescendo belly up, then down, cool sprays hot as chocolate under a pair of wintertime mittens. Now I can laugh, remembering the best part: as soon as I finished and seemed as unspoiled as a girl with fresh afterglow can, my locks slicked back by your sweat and sink-water, you asked me to take a shower with you. Wet again and feeling so romantic as I step on the fur you shed then the stomach of where your bare bottom had rested. Remembering our best date how your ***** looked like a cat’s tail wagging against my skin how you picked out what ******* I should wear next how I dropped your belongings in my underwear drawer (for me to find a month later, Valentine’s Day) and still pure, I mopped the puddles with our towel afterward.