A big "dry clean only" coat, swimming straight in the mud. And a beautiful white dress adorned with a merlot colored stain in my lap. And long, dark, Italian-bred hair drenched in color-changing chemicals. And an ivory complexion smeared with gray cigarette smoke. And a handful of teeth painted yellow. And a pair of strong hands that I never bother to utilize. And a couple of shoulders carrying too much of the load. And my poor, poor heart that took the blow for the risks I insisted on taking. Maybe if I was a little better at taking care of my things, My things would start taking care of me.