So I was taking lil Tyler to school and I got to meet one of his friends! Tyler was so excited to introduce me to him, but that poor little babe! He was in a wheelchair!
Bless my son's heart for looking past this kid's... um.... Well you know it takes a special kid to have a crippled friend! Wait I mean Not special! My son is not special No, wait, I mean he ain't SPECIAL special You know?
Anyways, so I met his friend and I'm not quite sure what to do here I say HELLO I AM TYLER'S MAMA and this little kid looks me dead in the eyes and told me "Hello ma'am, there's no need to yell" I was in awe He didn't sound handicapped at all! I mean I didn't know if he would be able to understand me But he did!
Who would have thought a wheelchaired kid could speak and think just like any other kid who wasn't gimpy!
I am just so so proud of my son for looking past this poor victim of um... deformities... Cuz you know it's probably good for the disabled to have a regular normal friend like my son!
Hopefully my son can make that kid happy you know since people like that usually have such sad lives. Golly I am just so proud of my son for taking pity on that kid! I am such a good mother!
THIS IS NOT SERIOUS. I DO NOT PERSONALLY AGREE WITH SLURS OR OUTDATED LANGUAGE USED IN THIS POEM, IT IS BEING USED TO SHOW HOW RIDICULOUS ABLEISTS SOUND.