I wish that I could purchase A paper of good news Which didn’t love misfortune Or laugh when people lose Which didn’t sneak and pry Or celebrate a lie Or gossip, steal and scandal Then revel while we cry
This new paper’s called The Optimist And you don’t need to buy it The first issue is free you see So you will want to try it ‘What is all this?’ the people say They look slightly bemused The happiness inside has made them stop And they’re confused
It’s been a long time since they paused To think and look around And see the joy and beauty Just waiting to be found Not in the shops or on the box This joy is something new Or old that they’d forgotten But now recognise as true
They hardly dare believe As they delve inside again But the stories are all true And nothing’s awful or profane
Two sisters reunited After fifty years apart! A boy who saved a stranger And that is just the start
Of all the good that’s happened And your heart’s about to burst Because people can surprise you When you don’t expect the worst The hunger and the vanity Are swiftly set aside As something more important grows Where bitterness resides
And The Optimist begins So slowly, it’s effect The hearts and minds of all begin To thaw and to collect The sun begins to shine Like it never has before And people start to wish and pray For peace instead of war
And although this paper’s fiction It may pay to recognise The Optimist cannot exist If we don’t open up our eyes