There is a man whose last name is Johnson...
who made a lot of promises...
but then he broke em...
by doing quite the opposite,
so one day he got his just desserts...
carries his ***** around now in his pocket.
Everyone laughs at that man...first name Boris
saying he got/will get what he desserves.

Said he'd lie down to stop those bulldozers....
"So lie down now C*. just make sure
its in front of em"
Said he'd 'eradicate' people having to sleep rough...
Which then rose by 130%
This poor excuse for a mop......
head is filled with nonsense.

Over & over he'd denied having plans to
cut down on fire engines....
then removed 27....
and closed 10 stations...
All done by that man whose now
on 'friendly fire'
Promise breaking....
Mop-head shaking...
Been in Trumps training......as his 'Joey'
from the very start.
Yes, here's another big fat Phoneeey.
'Operation ****' sadly failed...and
Trumps B.J continues to fail.....
us.