Soonafter post the Mandarin Event
When all Blimps had their respective Kids filled
Your Lads celebrate as a Member spent
And rinse whatever Slime they had distilled
Then your Head, turned to such Species galore
Jewelled with Contracts which fulfill your Age
Then you Heed - to Darling Trend after all
As most Males Come; And come employ the Rage
Why not? As your Prime and Flavoured Program
Enjoy the Spice which the Stars-and-Stripes feed
And with that - toss Inheritance by spam
Then dive to such Pool which most Females need.
Tether you hither, Testosterone boom
With Estrogen mix; Then announce your room.