There was a boy from Canada
Who was called  William
People said he was a good lad
Yeah he was a good chum
This boy from Canada,
Who called himself William

He really liked to make friends and talk
But at times he was a bit glum
And often he would keep mum
This boy from Canada
Who called himself William

Now don’t get me wrong
William was great fun
And boy could he run
Like a bullet
Shot straight from a sten gun

Every morning he shone like the sun
His long hair in a big bun
But because he was French
he felt the need to act like a **** sometime
This boy from Canada
Who called himself William

He was super lazy
It always appeared as if he had had ***
He was so filthy
It looked like he lived in a slum
This boy from Canada
Who called himself William

One day William
Won 10 billion
Married a Sicilian
Turned into a reptilian
Got into a big drum
And never came out