Yesterday the devil tapped me on the shoulder to dance in hell. With a wicked grin he said,"I am the darkness you fear at night, but let my flames bring you warmth as we dance the night away." I stood frozen for a second and responded to him,"Will I be able to return with my soul intact?" He said, " Only if we win the dancing contest." Then he said, "We are going up against the dancing dead stars." I laughed a little out of nervousness, but I asked him ,"So who do we have to beat." And he said "Sammy Jr."