I’m a lightning rod for the strange forces in life Attracting the unexpected day to day So full of a kinetic energy Sending the strangest things my way
I stand back and watch with a cool air of indifference While my mind plays tricks on me Attempting to determine where reality lies Infatuated with the strangeness I see
My mind is stripped bare of all common sense Sometimes I am fooled and I believe In the inevitable part of our civilization That plays these tricks on me
Yet, looking back along the curve of time I think to myself and say If I did not attract such an array of strange Whatever would make my smile play