Those Pesky Elves Pull my covers down each night And cuddle and huddle near my heart They are warm and cozy But I'm frigging freezing And that's not right Today I ate a bowl of beans And drank a six pack too The Elves settled down Just like they usually do When out of the bedroom Sounded a tremendous boom A glorious **** A work of Art The Elves scattered here The Elves scattered there The Elves scattered everywhere Holding their noses and feeling weak All seeking a place to retreat I laughed and laughed So full of glee As I watched the Elves flee Now it was time to fumigate the air My trusty can of "Frebeze" was near.