(insights by 15 year-olds on the known universe) 1. ovens are just spicy refrigerators 2. Costco stores are Karen energy 3. tumblr is just depressed kid's Instagram 4. muffins are just tiny cakes 5. soda is just spicy crunchy juice water 6. caffeine is a psychoactive drug 7. oatmeal cookie batter is crunchy slime 8. arson is just community service 9. tik tok is for unintelligent people 10. ugandan yobungus
Some of these are factual. Some are not. Take 8 for example. False. These are samples of conversations I have overheard.