I’m a slave to this typical college lifestyle Wake up each weekend awaiting my trial Who am I what happened to that pretty innocent girl So full of life, so friendly With hair with a curl The second that bottled touched her lips Started a marathon of morality trips That kiss of death once foreign and strange Is the ******* father of all of this change Im angry but lazy a toxic combination And I’m friendly and familiar with this typical situation I need help, guidance, a hand to pull me out I’m drowning, I’m losing the worlds longest bout