December I was channeling Bing Crosby's ghost In a dark corner of a cold basement Haunted by another The ghost of Christmas Past My gut was filled with grim circumstance And carved roast beast Snow started falling Or was it a collection of tears? Either way, it was the wrong night for a drive So I walked to the point of frost bite She sat in the window brushing her hair It was at that moment I remembered Her gift was in my backseat Lucky for me She was no Rosemary Clooney More like a forty something Judy Garland At best