Upon dissipated streams of time, In middle earth, in a fairy clime, There once dwelt an aged man Who’s tales were impeccably fun Unto folks who lent him their ear Whilst they sat entranced to hear Him reeling off novelty folklore Of goblins and dwarves of yore. Of him legends go on and say His tales glittered like a sun’s ray Or silvery drops of dawn dew Upon meadows of an emerald hue Or the luster of the most effulgent star That evermore beams forth from afar Upon heaven’s timelessly stonking bay In the most splendidly ineffable way. Hearken ye ladies and gentlemen, This’s no other than, J.R.R Tolkien.