I don’t know how I feel about you Even though I can see your eyes pleading me to say the magic words “ Its ok” “ I forgive you” “ I don’t mind at all” Well not tonight I would normally feel weird if I don’t talk to you for a long time But not tonight You take step towards forward I can smell the flowers from here but I will probably just give them away to the nice woman a few apartments away from ours A smiley faced nurse with a veteran husband She will probably appreciate the pink peonies and purple bellflowers more then me You smell nice and it looks like you ironed your own things Well I refuse to budge I don’t really want to go upstairs put on spandex and sit through a miserable meal of cheese fondue, creamed spinach, beef roulade and potatoes and pie a la mode Watch with disinterest as you charmed your friends wife Endure a long ride in the quiet woods swat off your clumsy attempts at making up step out of pointy wipe off fakery and put up with heartburn and gas for the entire night Nope So here are your keys and there's the door Now into the kitchen for creamy chocolate profiteroles and pink bubbles