Again I fail
Retry, but to no avail
Wish I could kick the pail
But that also I'll fail

My face went pale
As I set sail
Might need some ginger ale
But I could only wail

In comes a male
Said he, "I'll throw you off the rail"
Again I wail
All because of this mail

Guess I'm going to jail
All I have is my pail
As I walk, as I flail
He is now wagging his tail