They say I have horns And that I hide a tail That my teeth are sharp And can bite though flesh There are many rumors Surrounding me That I eat ears for lunch And hearts for dinner That I cheat on every test And get first on every exam The losers whisper in the corner Just because they can't do better The rumors are chained to me They are the first thing people hear And the first thing they think When they see me I am more then these rumors But my words get turned And form into arrows pointed at me