I once knew a little man Who kept at a job he did not understand And day after day He’d go off to work and he’d say: Today I’ll learn who I am
But Monday came And then it went And Tuesday came And it too was spent Like Wednesday and Thursday And then at last Friday While he sat in a confused lament
And week after week His office chair squeaked Until finally he made up his mind He’d quit, he decided, and just in time For that very night he died in his sleep