I was nyctophobic Until I met you The atmosphere became astraphobic Suddenly, my head became ligyrophobic And you know I am enochlophobic For fear of photophobia I watched from the distance Others looked pediophobic But you, like a goddess I have met fair weathered Damsels They made me ophidiophobic For that's what they are I saw the "Beware of Dogs" Not to worry, I am not cynophobic Neither am I bathophobic Because I'll swim the tide with you Cast your aerophobia on me That we may cross the seven seas And tie our love with binds For without you, there is no me