My wife stood on the scales

The display showed 8 stone, 8 & 3/4lbs

I said, "You may as well call it 8 stone 9lbs"

She replied, "No! 8 stone 8lbs!"

We went shopping

There was a 30 inch flat screen tv on sale for £149.99

"Wow!" I said, "£149? That's cheap!"

"£150!" she barked

I can't win