I don't believe in Heaven..
And I'd like to believe that if there were
Hell is so much more fun.

The priests said so
Since homosexuality is a sin
And your mommy sinned
By existing.

My apologies.
If I've doomed you somehow
But your dad is straight

And his grandmother is
Reigious.
To say the least.

I've come to the conclusion
That if there is a Heaven

You're probably there.
Maybe.
Hopefully..

Try not to judge me.
I was your mom, afterall.
Once upon a time.

Say a prayer, huh?
I'd love to meet you at least one time.