it's been brought to my attention
you work ethic's down
at our most recent convention
you came dressed as a clown

at the conference hall
you heckled the guest speaker
and then you bared it all
running like a streaker

some people found it gutting
at the meet and greet
when you started cutting
toe nails on your feet

and at the black tie dinner
you unzipped your pants
then with a hot dog wiener
you used it to shake hands

so though i'm dissapointed
there will be no suspension
once more the host you've been appointed
for the next AA convention