100 metres to the end, The finish line’s in sight You’re laughing,’cos you can’t defend Your feelings from last night ‘Cos it was all fine, not to worry Your legs were there to carry you “It is all mine”, so slightly sorry Your lack of practice tarried you But in the end, it is all blind You can only wait and hope You’ve left the others far behind And tripping in the scope Pete Hall may have a named place And your name draws from the hat And then the name’s stuck to the face Before you know, that’s that And if it ain’t, well then it ain’t No use crying over lord’s own spilled paint In the back of your mind, there’s still a force Adding “St Andrews had a very nice course.”