Love must taste like a warm criss-crossed apple pie with vanilla bean ice cream on top It must be hot It must be cold It must be both satisfying and full-filling It must take a long time to master A lot of patience is required to get things just right When you have too much of it you end up hurting When you have none of it you feel horrible and empty I have a sweet tooth and no cure But I have yet to taste a piece of that warm criss-crossed apple pie with vanilla bean ice cream on top