I spilled ink on a white dove folded it neatly, pressed it in an envelope, and sealed it with a kiss - making sure to spread my saliva all over its open lips.
On the front I wrote your name, but I practiced it a dozen times (call it a baker's). I put mine in the corner and coaxed it towards the center.
I took it to the post office and woke in the morning with the receipt tattooed on my chest along with the look on the clerk's face when I asked for the insurance on an envelope painted red.
But, dear, I think she messed up because I waited but never heard the beating of bird wings in my mailbox again.