Tyrannosaurus Rex
was a mighty carnivore
but when it came to love and ***
he was mighty poor

his two little awkward arms
were one of his flaws
he couldn't win the ladies charms
with his tiny claws

his smile too wasn't sweet
although it was great
it always had residual meat
from something he just ate

and then the comet crashed
his chance at love was over
our Rexy's hopes were dashed
of being a reptilian Casanova